I was going through my emails and one of my online orders has been dispatched and when I ordered it I had to put in a state but New Zealand doesn’t have states and I was annoyed so I put “New Zealand doesnt have states you fuckass” and now in the dispatch email under delivery addess it totally has “New Zealand doesnt have states you fuckass” as part of it woops.
Sorry mail person
- Having sex every day.
- Saving sex for your wedding night.
- Never having sex.
- Having sex with different people.
- Having sex with one person.
- Having sex with a person of your same gender.
- Loving sex.
- Hating sex.
- Being loud.
- Being quiet.
The only thing wrong with sex?
When it’s not consensual.
Because that’s not sex. That’s rape.
Reblogging again because this post is so important.
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Hier, après une (trop) longue journée, j’ai vécu un moment assez désagréable dans le métro.
Je venais d’entrer dans la rame, j’étais encore debout dans l’attente de trouver une place assise et je tentais de reprendre mon souffle en m’accrochant tant bien que mal à la barre pour ne pas…
Et c’est sa ta vie. Et t’es condamnée à subir sa tous les jours de ton existence. Parce que toi, tu n’es pas née avec un putain de truc entre les jambes.
J’ai les larmes aux yeux et la rage au ventre.
HE NEEDS TO STAND ON CHURCH GROUNDS SOMEWHERE IN HEAVY RAIN AND JUST SCREAM AND SCREAM AS IT ALL MELTS OFF
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To finally be happy
A good friend knows when to hold you back.
A best friend knows when to let go and let you rip into a bitch.
I like Stitch’s selfie in the middle of the pictures
lilo is the most badass disney character
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this would’ve been great.
LET IT BURN, LET IT BURN
Fire Nation Queen Elsa
the coals never bothered me anyway
you realize if this went along the same way as the movie did she would basically have burned Anna alive
AND THEN ANNA WOULD RISE FROM THE ASHES LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING PHOENIX
would Kristoff be a collier rather than an ice harvester?And Olaf would have been a fire demon thingy like Calcifer from Howl’s Moving Castle.
Regardless, Hans would still have been a dick.
Hans is just a dick by default. Maybe that’s his last name. Hans Dick.
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The number of “get me out of here” tactics women have developed and shared to help each other escape from overly-insistent-to-borderline-predatory dudes in public places should probably be enough evidence of the existence of rape culture all on its own.
I especially like how, in the majority of cases, you don’t have to verbally communicate what your signals are to other women. I’ve had women I didn’t even know come save me. Literally every woman recognizes the “Dear god, help me” facial expression, and knows exactly what they should do. We don’t get a handbook for this. We don’t have a sit-down nail polish party where we talk about a standardized woman code for preventing creepers. It’s just part of being a woman.
BUT LOL RAPE CULTURE DOESN’T EXIST.
Yup. I’ve definitely taken strangers by the arm and pulled her aside to go, “Oh my GOD it’s you! How ARE YOU?!? It’s been so long!” and then been like “hey I could overhear that guy who wouldn’t leave you alone so I figured I’d give you an out” and then see their VISIBLY RELIEVED expressions. This is part of girl code, because rape culture is that pervasive.
I once had a girl sit on my lap and say “hey baby” after she witnessed a guy (who was easily 20+ years older than me) hitting on me and harassing me for my number even after I told him I was taken. After he got up and left she asked if I was okay. I couldn’t thank her enough times, I even bought her a drink.
We have done this. In fact, we are this. Because we are asexual and we don’t like alcohol so we never drink, we have gone with friends to parties/places where our sole job was to keep an eye out for everyone and be the permanent ‘aggressive man-sheild.’ Not one of our female friends has ever questioned this or found it all strange. In fact, often once they realized we were willing to do it, it would be pre-arranged. Every guy friend we ever did this in front of or tried to explain to looked flabbergasted. They had no idea that this was a) an intentional thing, b) a planned ahead thing, or c) universal.
Rape culture is the fact that every woman understands this. Male privilege is the fact that no guy on earth seems to know or understand.
I’ve been asked to pretend to be my friend’s girlfriend every time we go out at night, just because she wears clothes that show off her curves and guys won’t leave her alone. They only back off when I put my arm around her and act as if we’re together romantically, and sometimes not even then.
i once ran interference for a friend, only to receive the unwanted advances myself. he wouldn’t back off until my (male) friend literally wrapped me up in his arms and acted as if he was my S.O.
If you ever try to cockblock a (girl)friend and someone, she will give you the fucking “omfg-what-the-fuck-are-u-doing-i-wanna-DO-this-person-I-will-kill-you-if-you-dont-move-except-if-you-did-that-person-and-it’s-a-cunt-tell-me-plz”
The “unattractive friend” will never cockblock because it’s a kinda girlcode, you only interfere between your friend and sex for their safety.
This is why cockblock is like friendzone. Imaginary.
Fucking cheeky shit
I’ll take it like a fucking sign everytime I open tumblr and a black cat appears.
The Art of Lying
He was the first politician.
REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR THAT COMMENT OH MY SHIT
Graduating high school:
Suddenly having adult responsibilities:
Nothing is more accurate